10. Said to Austin in regard to the proper use of a rubber duck, "Duck's aren't guns!"
9. When I eat bad food I don't feel good.
8. Could be meat, could be cake (with a bit of help from George Carlin may he RIP).
7. Just smell it, it smells like vinegar.
6. Spiders freak me out!
5. Do I have a bat in the cave?
4. I love you more than a dog loves flowers.
3. What if my Aunt Mary had a pair of nuts? She'd be my uncle Ralph.
2. I am a smoldering volcano of viral manhood.
1. If one and one half chickens could lay one and one half eggs in one and one half minutes, how long would it take a chimpanzee with a wooden leg to pick the seeds out of a cucumber?
Your husband is strange. That's awesome.
ReplyDeletehe is your brother. Does that make you strange to? I believe it does, nevertheless...uh, something.
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